PC Rankin - Are you busy tomorrow?

PC Samson - I’m free in the morning. Why?

PC Rankin - I think I’ve got a cannabis grow, do you want to come with? I’ll let you put something funny on Facebook if you come…

PC Samson - Say no more…

Our team, alongside Stratford Police and Southam Police, in our spurs and chaps attended the Great Western pub near Bishops Itchington/Deppers Bridge, in conjunction with the fire service following local concerns at the location.

Whilst no cannabis grow was found, a quantity of cannabis, a firearm and a baseball bat was.

Pringles, M&M’s, brownies, cookies, shortbread, cheesecake, dairy milk. These are just some of the snacks PC Samson has munched his way through whilst bagging the evidence and doing all the paperwork for this job. It’s the rest of the team I feel sorry for because PC Samson is very lactose intolerant…

A male is currently in custody for possession of Class B - Cannabis, possession of a firearm and possession of an offensive weapon. Unfortunately, custody’s snack options are slightly less palatable…